May 2012
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May 14th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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“I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.”
– Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via calloway)
May 6th
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May 5th
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April 2012
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Apr 23rd
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First 300 to reblog added 5 extra times EACH to my...
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 11th
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Apr 11th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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March 2012
20 posts
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via san-antonio-rose)
Mar 31st
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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WatchWatch
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 5th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
108 notes
Every conversation I have ever had since I got to...
Me: What's up?
Classmate: Nothin. Tired.
Me: Same.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
19 posts
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 19th
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“If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the...”
– C.S. Lewis (via misswallflower)
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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