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Computer:Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor:No prob, boss.
Computer:Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor:Anything you ask, boss.
Computer:Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse:Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer:Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse:Of course.
Keyboard:Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor:Oh god, here we go.
Computer:*sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer:No.
Computer:Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer:No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer:Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse:Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer:Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer:No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer:Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer:No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer:You are not out of in-
Printer:I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer:*sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor:But sir, he has plen-
Computer:Just do it, damn it!
Monitor:Yes sir.
Keyboard:Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer:Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard:He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer:PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer:Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor:Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer:No. He did this to himself.
GPOY.
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